This isn't difficult. One firmly believes in speaking in 'wolf' for this section. If one doesn't know what this means one should start reading David Eddings' Belgariad. Anyhoo, as one was saying before one interrupted one's own train of thought, one firmly believes in an Inner Asian dwelling deep within every person's soul. Discover it. Release it. Embrace it.
Ways to be Asian
1. Convince your friend that she doesn't need to go all the way to Hendra to get a good coffee because if you go along with you will get scammed $6 for a delicious microscopic cupcake that weighs all of 5.6g. Such a scam
2. Invite yourself to your friend's place for afternoon tea and thereby acquire not only free tea, free pie, but also save yourself the $6 which you would've otherwise spent on that microscopic cupcake.
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