Rachfucious say...

People are like books. Each one different colour and have different story.

Lucky Duck

Custard is jealous that Chocolate & Vanilla have tasted the Lucky Duck whilst Custard was out on a bush adventure. Lucky ducks. As far as I'm aware they don't sell duck there.

Driftwood and Dandelion

Cheap thrills

1. When chocolate hears a motorbike in the distance and asks 'So how come I can hear the ocean?'

Procrastination ideas

1. Making a useless blog in order to share ideas with your friend who is sitting right beside you on the couch.

(Chocolate: totes awesome! aaahhh, th wonders of the intramanet)

How to be Asian in Brisbane

This isn't difficult. One firmly believes in speaking in 'wolf' for this section. If one doesn't know what this means one should start reading David Eddings' Belgariad. Anyhoo, as one was saying before one interrupted one's own train of thought, one firmly believes in an Inner Asian dwelling deep within every person's soul. Discover it. Release it. Embrace it.

Ways to be Asian
1. Convince your friend that she doesn't need to go all the way to Hendra to get a good coffee because if you go along with you will get scammed $6 for a delicious microscopic cupcake that weighs all of 5.6g. Such a scam

2. Invite yourself to your friend's place for afternoon tea and thereby acquire not only free tea, free pie, but also save yourself the $6 which you would've otherwise spent on that microscopic cupcake.

Ways to injure oneself

1. Bashing funnybone on corner of laptop whilst laughing too hard

2. Paper cut from one's marine life book one is WAY too obsessed with, bordering on pathological. (Chocolate: Heyyyy!! My Ocean book is awesome!! Don't mess you... hee hee)